fuckyeahgoodomens:

THE TRAILER FOR GOOD OMENS 2 IS HERE! 🥳❤❤❤

redversaillesrose:

I’m still baffled at the fact that Stephenie Meyer decided to make a 23 y/o the adoptive father of five teenagers who actively dated each other in public and everybody was like. Okay with it. In a town with less than 4000 people. Fuck the sparkling, Twilight’s biggest mistake was that, for vampires who allegedly try to blend in with humans, the Cullens are weird as shit and don’t care about remaining anonymous, and that jackassery would not stand in the real world. 

finni-b:

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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ohyoudosmellgood:

i need to know emmett’s opinion on that new cocaine bear movie.

bellasbustedtruck:

I need Pedro Pascal to read some Bella lines from Twilight

visenyaism:

visenyaism:

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

chaser:

sadumbpotato:

🌻 a sunflower for everyone who is not feeling well today

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kingarthurscat:

teaboot:

Listen listen listen listen. When people come to your country and you say “prepare for rain” you gotta be SPECIFIC because there are DIFFERENT KINDS OF RAIN.

I grew up in a temperate boreal rainforest. It rained all the time there, so I developed an overinflated confidence in my ability to go about my day while it was raining. I walked to school in the rain. I worked outside in the rain. Rain is rain, right? So when I went to Chicago and they were like “Yeah Yeah don’t do shit outside when it’s raining” I thought, damn. Yall weak.

Guys.

Guys.

Pacific northwest rain can be anything from “faint mist that might as well be damp air” to “fat pellets hitting your face and soaking through your clothes”. The worst I ever saw was “wind blowing heavy rain sideways under the front door”. Like, aggressive shower spray rain.

I went to Illinois and DROWNED. It was like I got dunked in a bathtub. I couldn’t see two feet in front of my face. It was like stepping out of your house directly into the world’s widest waterfall. I damn near couldn’t breathe the way it was streaming down my face.

England rain is more like Pacific Northwest rain, but shorter and more sporadic. What London gets in a day in mid summer, Vancouver gets in 3-4 days in late spring. And it smells more metallic, where Vancouver kinda always smells a bit like moss.

Please, for the love of God, explain what you mean by “rainy”. Like do I need a light jacket or a riot shield. Am I about to get power hosed or are my gumboots good. I’m begging

I love all the notes of everyone describing their type of rain ☺️

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